I'm Ready

"PatBateman" (PatBateman) 03/15/2014 at 20:40 • Filed to: Like It Was 1980

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Wife and I are going to an 80's themed party this evening. This is my outfit. I feel like yuppie scum because I actually like the ensemble.

Two problems:

I don't have a 1985 Jaguar XJ to rock, and

I'm afraid to sit down in my white shorts (with loafers to round out my radical clothing).

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 20:41

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Don't forget the cocaine.

hethoughtofcars > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 20:57

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You got the name and the Wayfarers. Perfect.

PatBateman > Brian Silvestro 03/15/2014 at 21:02

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I was going to fill a plastic bag with talcum powder, but wife vetoed the idea.

PatBateman > hethoughtofcars 03/15/2014 at 21:06

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I doubt that Patrick Bateman ever wore this. Perhaps Jordan Belfort (Wolf of Wall Street)...

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 21:14

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Damn, that would've been legendary.

f86sabre > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 21:19

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I've got your soundtrack.
http://www.last.fm/music/David+&+…

Ms. Cristina drives a 944
Satisfaction oozes from her pores
She keeps rings on her fingers
Marble on her floor, cocaine on her dresser
Bars on her doors, she keeps her back against the wall
She keeps her back against the wall

PatBateman > Brian Silvestro 03/15/2014 at 22:59

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Yeah, I was pretty pissed that she squashed it.

PatBateman > f86sabre 03/15/2014 at 23:00

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They just played eurasure (sp?) and the Top Gun theme song. It was glorious.

Brian Silvestro > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 23:00

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I bet you money some one else is going to do it.

Then you'll be like, "See! I told you it would be hilarious!"

PatBateman > PatBateman 03/15/2014 at 23:02

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Parked outside the party. Yessir.